彼の男の子のおまんこを叩く

It's not uncommon to have a moocher or two at the House. A lot of these guys were brought up with absolutely no respect for anyone else's property, so they just pilfer something when they want it. It's not like they are thieves, per se. They don't steal phones or expensive watches, they just take small things like soda or a few cigs now and then. Although the nature of these misdemeanors are small and somewhat insignificant, it can cause major problems, even leading up to confrontations among the residents. After all, when you've lost almost everything in life due to your poor choices, even your leftovers in the fridge is something to cling to. It's not a jungle "out there," it's a jungle in the House!